Housewares

Large "if at first you don't succeed it's only attempted murder" Plate

Large "in a world full of cunts you are my favorite" Plate

Large "this home is built on love and profanity" Plate

Small "i'm nicer than my face looks" Plate

Medium "you've been poisoned" Plate

Medium "come back with a warrant" Plate

Medium "coffee because meth is bad" Plate

Medium "don't fuck up my kitchen" Plate

Large "i like pretty things and the word fuck" Plate

Introducing Royalty, a captivating fragrance oil inspired by the legendary Creed Aventus, now reimagined for home scenting. Crafted to evoke the essence of success and ambition, Royalty pays homage to Creed Aventus, a fragrance steeped in both history and excellence. Creed's journey began in 1760 when James Henry Creed established the brand in London as a distinguished tailoring establishment. Renowned for their high-quality garments, Creed garnered acclaim from aristocrats and royals, earning a Royal Warrant for clothes from Queen Victoria and the Empress Eugénie. However, it wasn't until 1985 with the introduction of Creed's iconic fragrance, Green Irish Tweed, that the brand ventured into the world of perfumery. Today, Creed Aventus stands as a testament to the brand's legacy, capturing the spirit of adventure and success. Royalty embodies this legacy with its blend of fresh pineapple, sophisticated dry woods, and luxurious leather, inviting you to immerse yourself in the opulence and refinement of Creed Aventus from the comfort of your home. 

Scent Notes: Pineapple, Dry Woods, Leather

Introducing Brilliance, a mesmerizing fragrance oil inspired by the renowned Baccarat Rouge 540, now reimagined to captivate your senses. Baccarat Rouge 540, a modern classic, is celebrated for its intoxicating blend of saffron, amberwood, and fir resin, evoking a symphony of opulence and allure. Crafted by Maison Francis Kurkdjian, this fragrance embodies the essence of sophistication and elegance. With Brilliance, immerse yourself in the same luxurious experience, as delicate saffron intertwines with the warmth of amber wood, while the deep, resinous notes of fir resin add an enchanting depth. Let Brilliance envelop you in its radiant aura, reminiscent of the timeless allure of Baccarat Rouge 540. Indulge in the sensory journey and bask in the brilliance of this exquisite fragrance oil.

Scent Notes: Saffron, Amberwood, Fir Resin

Introducing Blue Lava, a captivating fragrance oil that ignites the senses with its dynamic blend of citrus, florals, and warm undertones. At the top, vibrant notes of lime, orange zest, cassis, and green leaves create a refreshing burst of energy, reminiscent of a lush tropical oasis. As the scent evolves, the heart unfolds with the delicate harmony of white plum, lavender, and jasmine, adding a touch of sophistication and allure. Finally, the base notes of vanilla, amber, and sandalwood provide a comforting and grounding finish, leaving a trail of warmth and sensuality in its wake. Immerse yourself in the mesmerizing aura of Blue Lava and experience the irresistible allure of its dynamic fragrance composition. 

Top: Lime, Orange Zest, Cassis, Green Leaves
Middle: White Plum, Lavender, Jasmine
Bottom: Vanilla, Amber, Sandalwood

Inspired by Westin® hotels, Day Dream transforms your space whether you’re at home or at the office into an inviting spa atmosphere with delicate white tea, calming aloe, and a touch of earthy cedarwood that will draw your body and mind into an intoxicating, alluring state of nirvana. Warm and relaxing, yet enchanting, Day Dream is the perfect scent for your most intimate moments.

"Cleano Grigio" Sponge

"I like my dishes like my wine: sparkling."

"Rose. Rinse. Repeat." Sponge

"Pop. Fizz. Clean." Sponge

Outside: You're really old...

Inside: that really sucks. Happy Birthday.

Outside: Look, I'm not saying you're old...

Inside: I'm just saying if you were milk, I'd sniff you first. 

Outside: In my next life I'm coming back with money and good looks...

Inside: instead of all this "sparkling personality" bullshit. 

Outside: At your age, swimming can be dangerous. 

Inside: Lifeguards don't try as hard! Happ Birthday!

Outside: Dear Mom...

Inside: you were right about everything. There, I said it. 

Outside: Yesterday I quit drinking...

Inside: but tonight we celebrate my comeback. 

Outside: Some people age like fine wine...

Inside: I'm aging like milk. Sour and chunky.