Trash Talk Greeting Cards

Talk your trash... through a card. 

17 products

17 products

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Sour and Chunk Greeting Card
Sour and Chunk Greeting Card
$4.00
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A Stripper Greeting Card
A Stripper Greeting Card
$4.00
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Drank Beer Greeting Card
Drank Beer Greeting Card
$4.00
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Giggles Greeting Card
Giggles Greeting Card
$4.00
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Good Looks Greeting Card
Good Looks Greeting Card
$4.00
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You're Old Greeting Card
You're Old Greeting Card
$4.00
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Really Old Greeting Card
Really Old Greeting Card
$4.00
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Just a Little Greeting Card
Just a Little Greeting Card
$4.00
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Chest Pains Greeting Card
Chest Pains Greeting Card
$4.00
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Yoga Your Choice Greeting Card
Yoga Your Choice Greeting Card
$4.00
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Dangerous Greeting Card
Dangerous Greeting Card
$4.00
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Still Got It Greeting Card
Still Got It Greeting Card
$4.00
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Dear Mom You Were Right Greeting Card
Dear Mom You Were Right Greeting Card
$4.00
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Celebrate Greeting Card
Celebrate Greeting Card
$4.00
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All Nighter Means Greeting Card
All Nighter Means Greeting Card
$4.00
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That Age Greeting Card
That Age Greeting Card
$4.00
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Happy 29th Birthday Greeting Card
Happy 29th Birthday Greeting Card
$4.00
Sour and Chunk Greeting Card
Sour and Chunk Greeting Card
Sour and Chunk Greeting Card
Sour and Chunk Greeting Card

Sour and Chunk Greeting Card

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Outside: Some people age like fine wine...

Inside: I'm aging like milk. Sour and chunky. 

A Stripper Greeting Card
A Stripper Greeting Card
A Stripper Greeting Card
A Stripper Greeting Card

A Stripper Greeting Card

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Outside: Sometimes I think, "Screw this, I'll just become a stripper"...

Inside: then I remember I'm fat and can't dance!

Drank Beer Greeting Card
Drank Beer Greeting Card
Drank Beer Greeting Card
Drank Beer Greeting Card

Drank Beer Greeting Card

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Outside: Do what you love and the money will follow...

Inside: so I ate pizza, drank beer and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait. 

Giggles Greeting Card
Giggles Greeting Card
Giggles Greeting Card
Giggles Greeting Card

Giggles Greeting Card

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Outside: It's all shits and giggles...

Inside: until someone giggles and shits!

Good Looks Greeting Card
Good Looks Greeting Card
Good Looks Greeting Card
Good Looks Greeting Card

Good Looks Greeting Card

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Outside: In my next life I'm coming back with money and good looks...

Inside: instead of all this "sparkling personality" bullshit. 

You're Old Greeting Card
You're Old Greeting Card
You're Old Greeting Card
You're Old Greeting Card

You're Old Greeting Card

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Outside: Look, I'm not saying you're old...

Inside: I'm just saying if you were milk, I'd sniff you first. 

Really Old Greeting Card
Really Old Greeting Card
Really Old Greeting Card
Really Old Greeting Card

Really Old Greeting Card

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Outside: You're really old...

Inside: that really sucks. Happy Birthday.

Chest Pains Greeting Card
Chest Pains Greeting Card
Chest Pains Greeting Card
Chest Pains Greeting Card

Chest Pains Greeting Card

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Outside: I started having chest pains at the grocery store...

Inside: turns out the cart was on my nipples!

Yoga Your Choice Greeting Card
Yoga Your Choice Greeting Card
Yoga Your Choice Greeting Card
Yoga Your Choice Greeting Card

Yoga Your Choice Greeting Card

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Outside: Yoga can make you relax and be flexible...

Inside: so can alcohol. Your choice. 

Dangerous Greeting Card
Dangerous Greeting Card
Dangerous Greeting Card
Dangerous Greeting Card

Dangerous Greeting Card

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Outside: At your age, swimming can be dangerous. 

Inside: Lifeguards don't try as hard! Happ Birthday!

Still Got It Greeting Card
Still Got It Greeting Card
Still Got It Greeting Card
Still Got It Greeting Card

Still Got It Greeting Card

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Outside: We've still got it!

Inside: But nobody wants to see it! Happy Birthday!

Dear Mom You Were Right Greeting Card
Dear Mom You Were Right Greeting Card
Dear Mom You Were Right Greeting Card
Dear Mom You Were Right Greeting Card

Dear Mom You Were Right Greeting Card

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Outside: Dear Mom...

Inside: you were right about everything. There, I said it. 

Celebrate Greeting Card
Celebrate Greeting Card
Celebrate Greeting Card
Celebrate Greeting Card

Celebrate Greeting Card

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Outside: Yesterday I quit drinking...

Inside: but tonight we celebrate my comeback. 

All Nighter Means Greeting Card
All Nighter Means Greeting Card
All Nighter Means Greeting Card
All Nighter Means Greeting Card

All Nighter Means Greeting Card

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Outside: At our age, an "all nighter" means...

Inside: we didn't have to get up to pee. 

That Age Greeting Card
That Age Greeting Card
That Age Greeting Card
That Age Greeting Card

That Age Greeting Card

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Outside: You've reached that age where your brain went from "You probably shouldn't say that"...

Inside: to "What the hell, let's see what happens."